IMMUNITY CHALLENGE STORY

The following story is based on true events that happened one Halloween night when a boy named Johnny decided to throw a fright night party for his friends. Some details have been re-imagined due to unreliable testimonies from the survivors. Prepare yourself, once you begin to read, there is no going back.

(Johnny stands in front of his mirror, adjusting his bright yellow wig, which is standing straight up into the air. Fake warts in place, he grimaces into the mirror and adjusts his poncho)
Johnny: AMG MY MEXICAN TROLL COSTUME IS PERFECT
(Johnny’s roommate and co-host ForeverMark walks into the room, wearing a large shark’s head and a sweatshirt with his name on it.)
Mark: amg my Mark the Shark costume is epically awesome!

(The doorbell rings and in stumbles Steven dressed as a ninja, Dillaniel wearing a pink dress and a blonde wig, and Harley wearing jeans and a fur coat)
Dillaniel: I’m here bitches! Party starts now!
Steven: I’m just going to see if I can blend in with the scenery
Harley: Omg you bitches better be playing Britney all night

(The doorbell rings again and Will enters dressed as an angel, accompanied by Angel dressed as a devil)
Will: Okay I’m kind of lame, so I hope this party doesn’t get too wild
Angel: TEQUILA!

(Doorbell rings and Neil enters wearing a bull costume, followed by Rob lamely pretending that holding a videocamera is the same thing as wearing a costume)
Neil: The bull is in the house!
Mark: YOU’RE NOT EVEN A TAURUS
Neil: YOU’RE NOT EVEN A SHARK
Rob: (silently filming)

(Doorbell rings and Noah and Cherry enter, dressed as Peter Pan and Tinkerbell)
Noah: Cherry, are you SURE I don’t look stupid?
Cherry: AMG WE HAVE LIKE THE SEXIEST COSTUMES HERE

(The guests begin to mingle)
Dillaniel: WHO GONNA CHECK ME, BOO
Angel: What the hell does that even mean?
Johnny: AMG YOUR NAME IS ANGEL AND YOU ARE DRESSED LIKE THE DEVIL AMG I GET IT
Neil: Harley, I love your costume
Harley: Bitch this is not a costume, it’s fashion. I’M BRITISH
Cherry: JOHNNY, ARE THERE ANY JELLO SHOTS?!!?!?
Noah: Omg guys, can we listen to some One Direction?
Will: Um, no.
Steven: Is there any food?
Johnny: Amg I have tacos and sour patch kids
Cherry: BUT ARE THERE JELLO SHOTS?
Rob: (films silently)
Dillaniel: Omg does anyone want to twerk with me?

(The door opens and Kathy and Tom stumble in like drunken hobos)
Tom: Sorry we’re late; we forgot we were even invited
Cherry: Kathy, I like your hot mess costume
Kathy: Je suis déjà ivre
Tom: Oh yeah, and apparently she speaks French while drunk
Angel: Moi aussi lorsque je dois boire la tequila
Cherry: Je voudrais des vodka gelatin du cerise
Mark: English, plz
Johnny: AMG EVERYONE IS HERE, IT’S TIME TO PLAY SLASHER
Noah: Omg I love that game…how do you play?
Johnny: Everyone picks a piece of paper from my sombero that says either victim or killer. If you are a killer your goal is to get each victim alone and kill them. If you get caught killing, you will be killed. Last victim standing and any killer who doesn’t get caught wins.
Neil: THE BULL IS READY TO CHARGE
Steven: This sounds fun
Dillaniel: I’m down
Cherry: JOHNNY, I AM CONFUSED CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN IT 6 MORE TIMES IN 7 DIFFERENT WAYS?
Johnny: NO
Cherry: T.ears
Tom: I’m ready
Kathy: J'ai à uriner
Rob: (films silently)
Noah: Let’s do this
Harley: YOU BETTER WORK, BITCH

(Johnny passes around the sombero and everyone picks a sheet of paper, and reads it silently, except Kathy)
Kathy: Je ne peux pas lire
Mark: SPEAK ENGLISH
Johnny: Let the games begin!
(Everyone stands awkwardly for a few minutes, then resumes the normal party stuff)
Noah: Are you sure I look good in these tights?
Dillaniel: Werk it gurl
(Cherry and Kathy start dancing together sluttily)
Will: Ew, lesbians
Neil: OMG WHERE?
Rob: (films silently)
Johnny: Guys, I have to make a phone call. This might take awhile

(Johnny leaves)
Angel: BUT IS THERE ANY TEQUILA?
Kathy: Je ne suis pas porter des sous-vêtements
Tom: So this has been fun and all, but since no one is actually slashing, I am going to try to get this drunken mess home
Kathy: Bonne nuit je t'aime tous les, Cerise en particulier

(Cherry kisses Kathy goodnight. Neil watches. Kathy punches him. Tom drags Kathy out the door while Neil attempts to throw a glass of water at them)
Mark: This is the best party I have ever been to!
Angel: It’s probably also the only party you have ever been to
Rob: (films silently)
Cherry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHIWEUY OMFG
(Everyone turns to look. Cherry is crying on the floor over Noah’s body, which has several bloody stab marks)
Harley: What the fuck?
Cherry: HE’S DEAD! AND HE WAS SO YOUNG AND HOT!
Steven: Guys, we should call 911
Will: Omg and he died thinking I hate him
Mark: What the fuck, he’s actually dead?
Rob: (films silently)
Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHGFD
(Everyone turns to notice Steven bleeding on the floor)
Dillaniel: WE ARE ALL RIGHT HERE, HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN
Mark: I didn’t even think you could kill a ninja
Will: Guys, I’m scared. He was the one who suggested we call the police, and now he’s dead

(Everyone gathers around the two bodies again, until Will slumps to the ground)
Harley: Seriously, this party has been fun and all, but I think I fancy leaving
Mark: NOBODY CAN LEAVE UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT THE KILLER
Dillaniel: WHO GONNA CHECK ME, BOO
Angel: THAT STATEMENT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE
Rob: (films silently)
Cherry: Mr. Filmz, did you get any of the stabbings on film?
(Rob’s camera explodes. Rob cries, then dies)
Neil: I guess that’s a no then
Mark: Okay, everyone needs to stay in this room. No one leaves
Cherry: What if we have to pee?
Dillaniel: Just hold it!
Neil: Piss yourself haha
Cherry: T.ears
Mark: Cherry, do you need to pee?
Cherry: No
Neil: What the fuck then
Harley: Omg, Dillaniel is dead!
Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAGJKHSDK

(Everyone crowds around the body)
Mark: WHO IS DOING THIS?
Cherry: I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
Mark: Bitch, you’re 30
Cherry: I AM ONLY 29
Angel: (dies)
Harley: Omg, she just like, died
Cherry: OMG I AM THE ONLY GIRL LEFT
Neil: Omg, no one cares
Mark: So maybe this isn’t the best party I have ever been to.
Harley: Is John still on the phone through all of this?
Mark: Seriously, how can he concentrate through all Cherry’s screaming?
Neil: She is pretty loud
Cherry: ALL OUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD
Mark: Should I go get John?
Neil: Yeah, you should

(Mark leaves. Cherry nervously watches him walk down the hall. She turns back around just in time to see Neil stab Harley.)
Cherry: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Neil: THE BULL HAS SLAUGHTERED ALL THE COMPETITION
Cherry: I’m still standing!
Neil: You won’t be when I am through with you
(Neil charges at Cherry. She ducks. His knife gets caught in her fairy wings. She kicks him in the balls. He falls on the ground in t.ears. Cherry untangles the knife from her wings and slits Neil’s throat just as Mark and Johnny walk in)
Cherry: I do believe in fairies, bitch.
Mark: What the hell just happened?
Cherry: Hey boys! Johnny, I won the slasher game! What’s the prize?
Johnny: WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY KILL PEOPLE
Cherry: THE RULES WERE AMBIGUOUS, JOHNNY.


The End.