I confess! (Pregame)

There are too many people. They all want me gone. Cherry already has most of them under her control. But I will fight back.

I WILL NOT RUN! I will amass all of the forces my tribe will muster. I will use my soldiers to defeat anyone who swears allegiance to the corrupt regime of the Fruitarians. We will have spies even within our midst, but if I can't trust my own comrades, am I any better than her? No. I will not play her game. She wants us to sink to her level. But we will triumph, even if it costs us our very lives. We will expose the enemy, and we will emerge the victors.

We have attained victory, but this is just the first skirmish. A long road lies ahead of us. But these are good men. Unfortunately, I have learned tonight that not only is that witch Cherry out to stupid the world into surrendering all arms to her, but the creature known as HCGK, a thing that was once human before sacrificing his body to some gods of another world, has openly contacted me, announcing his presence as an overlord watching over this place. What pawns does he have in this war? And why let himself be known? And how many other powers have placed a stake in the outcome of these battles?

<3

When did I do any of this? O_O


This is all news to me.

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homecomingguardking
» 1 day ago (Tue Sep 10 2013 16:59:58) Flag ▼ | Reply |
IMDb member since November 2009
Jake Sully says hi.

By the power invested in my fist, I clobber you!


Don't deny it, vermin!

Already, it has hacked into my files. I shall have place any further plans in a secret place. In code. With booby traps to destroy everything should an intruder be detected.

Unfortunately, I am but a humble soldier and don't know crap about any of that.

This will be tricky...

Oh. That.

That was more a play-along with Kathy than anything. Honestly, I kinda forgot I even said that. lmao

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Sheesh, Will is such an ass. I may be an idiot, but there's no need to scream at me.

It seems that Mikey and Will have already organized everything together. I intended to stick by my tribe until the bitter end, but already they have been corrupted against the truth. It seems that there is no hope. I shall have to hold out until I can find recruits...